Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I realized that you can actually type the words upside down, umop apisdn.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

I realized that no one seems to consider Waldo's feelings. He is obviously hiding for a reason. Let the poor guy do his thing.

Monday, April 5, 2010

I would like to know how Darth Vader uses the bathroom.
Today my best friend Andrea joined Facebook. I welcomed her by tagging her in 108 pictures. Tomorrow I might not have a best friend. :)
I started singing a Janet Jackson song when I scared myself because it sounded really good. But why was I singing Janet Jackson I'll never know.
For about 3 months my facebook language was set to Pirate. I'd like to say that the Pirate voice inside my head reading my facebook was a gorgeous swashbuckling Johnny Deppish type voice but it was Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants.
When I was about 9 years old my dad had gotten a new job with a new work phone number. He gave me the number; 878-555-6754, (obviously i don't remember)... I called this number with no luck. I tried for hours it felt like. (at the time I didn't know that you had to put a 1 in front of the area code. I decided to try 411. 'John Charles Roe' I said. Not with any idea that 411 couldn't possibly know my daddy's new work number. I called about 5 different John Charles Roe, each asking who was calling. "This is your daughter!" I remember at one point a lady had come on the phone telling me that this "John Charles Roe" couldn't possibly have a daughter... by telling, i meant yelling.

I thought about this the other day.. about how much it might have freaked each one of these men out, and if they are still wondering if they have an illegitimate daughter.

Haha. Woops.