I realized that you can actually type the words upside down, umop apisdn.

I realized that no one seems to consider Waldo's feelings. He is obviously hiding for a reason. Let the poor guy do his thing.

I would like to know how Darth Vader uses the bathroom.

Today my best friend Andrea joined Facebook. I welcomed her by tagging her in 108 pictures. Tomorrow I might not have a best friend. :)

I started singing a Janet Jackson song when I scared myself because it sounded really good. But why was I singing Janet Jackson I'll never know.

For about 3 months my facebook language was set to Pirate. I'd like to say that the Pirate voice inside my head reading my facebook was a gorgeous swashbuckling Johnny Deppish type voice but it was Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants.

When I was about 9 years old my dad had gotten a new job with a new work phone number. He gave me the number; 878-555-6754, (obviously i don't remember)... I called this number with no luck. I tried for hours it felt like. (at the time I didn't know that you had to put a 1 in front of the area code. I decided to try 411. 'John Charles Roe' I said. Not with any idea that 411 couldn't possibly know my daddy's new work number. I called about 5 different John Charles Roe, each asking who was calling. "This is your daughter!" I remember at one point a lady had come on the phone telling me that this "John Charles Roe" couldn't possibly have a daughter... by telling, i meant yelling.

I thought about this the other day.. about how much it might have freaked each one of these men out, and if they are still wondering if they have an illegitimate daughter.

Haha. Woops.

I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown.

I decided to buy a pack of Stride Gum.  I didn't get attacked by a Ram or Irish Dancers.  Win?  I think so.

I was reading Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows and it came to the final battle scene where Voldemort was at Hogwarts, I grabbed my iPod and put on my Harry Potter Theme Music.   Intensified my reading.

You know those sinks with the automatic water turn on?... that never turn On on the first try? Yeah, How bout we go back to knobs... Im sick of feeling like a failed Jedi.

So I walked into the girls bathroom and saw the feet of someone facing the wrong way. Then I heard them pee. I am so confused. And obviously so are they.

Today i learned that octopi eat their own arms when stressed. I'm still trying to decide if thats awesome or just weird.

Have you ever used a laser pointer to get your dog to turn on your light? I have. Time well spent.

I realized whenever I think of Canadians, I think of the Mooses from Brother Bear. Therefore I think all Canadians are hilarious. Well done Disney.